Taurus (April 20th - May 20th)
Midge's birthday is 25th April.
- "The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened" -I can dream about a partner cheating on me and hold a grudge about it for days on end. ;)
- "Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong" -The funniest thing I've found that actually relates to me, I hate it when I can read in somebody that something is wrong, and they refuse to open up. It's like a puzzle and I cannot complete it. Also relating to that: "They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general"
- "Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to" -This would explain my need to get on with life and just get where I need to go in the literal sense.
- A well known fact, Taureans are stubborn. - Yup I am just this, if I think I'm doing something right, I'd rather fail miserably and learn from my mistakes, then have somebody else tell me I'm wrong. xD
- "You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right" -Well this is just harsh, thanks life.
All sources:
http://neurolove.me/post/34253279300/the-12-zodiac-signs-sense-of-humor
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humour/funny-horoscopes.php
http://www.horoscope.com/horoscope/resources/articles/fun-facts-taurus.aspx
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